Salami Candy

The only things that comfort me in times of stress are lying and fantasizing about inflicting pain onto others.

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Have any of you ever wondered what I look like?

I sort of look like a cross between Benny from Benny and Joon and Alex DeLarge from A Clockwork Orange.

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thecoletrainbaby:

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but i see your text post

and holy shit i wish i could make you feel better oh my god i am so sorry you’re having a bad day gODDAMNIT WHAT DO I DO TO FIX THIS

Source: thecoletrainbaby

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I just realized something…

geekycrap:

The Druid from Diablo II is Nicolas Cage

Source: geekycrap

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Must resist urge to buy entire risc store…

Source: rudiescantfail

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Mercury, Apollo, Saturn, Jupiter, Thumb.

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We all flirt with the tiniest notion of self conclusion in one simplified motion. You see the trick is that you’re never supposed to act on it, no matter how unbearable this misery gets.

Self-Conclusion (via dreamsonthepage)

Source: dreamsonthepage

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I’m a failure at everything haha whee

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Source: marvelousmisadventuresofalanna

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despondence:

hawkeye in his natural habitat

Source: despondence

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Anonymous

asks:

Displaying self love to yourself. Its not easy for everyone, and I admire that you can.

In order to love others one must love oneself.

How about you? Do you love yourself?

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Anonymous

asks:

I stove you.

I stove you too.

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salamicandy

asks:

I love you.

I love you too.

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Whew okai I’m fine

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deadlynightmaressurroundme

asks:

Damn... You found me out. XD I was indeed the mysterious anon!

Ah I figured it out! Goody! I’ll keep on reliving the angst that ensued during the previous few minutes and I won’t be able to convince myself that I figured it out until tomorrow and so for the rest of the night I’ll live in fear of being wrong.

Jesus I’m scary fragile right now. I don’t even understand. We both should just go the hell to bed.

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